Our Destructoid panel is slowly making its way online! The first two parts are up now with the rest hitting everyday this week. As Chad would say, the panel was amazing! We talked to Crystal Dynamics aboutLara Croft & The Guardian of Light,Ben checked outApache: Air Assault, winAce Combat: Joint Assaultfor the PSP, check out how greatBioShock Infiniteis looking and more happened on 09/21/10. Destructoid Originals:Cave Story WiiWare dev – ‘I want to make more Cave Story’La Mulana is like ‘Mickey Mouse Vs....

We’re talking to movie stars! And calling them out on camera! Lots of original videos went up, Ben checked outSplit/Second, Konami is handling Def Jam Rapstar, Metal Gear Peace Walker is getting a special PSP bundle and more happened on 04/08/10. Destructoid Originals:Interview: Shedding some light on Blacklight: Tango DownCapcom’s barrel of Final Fight: Double Impact goodiesVtoid: From Bubble Boy to Prince of PersiaSpiderman: Shattered Dimensions video interviewPlayStation Move vs....

Seriously, nobody cares how good you are at videogames. You are still an incredible dick no matter what. That’s the basic jist of this week’s episode. Anyway, hope you enjoy it. I had a lot more fun with this episode than my usual ones, so I am assuming that means it turned out alright!

Last week I wrote an article called “Indie games don’t have to act like indie games.” To my surprise, the article became quite a source of controversy for something posted on a Sunday afternoon. AlthoughDavid Jaffe liked it, my peers in the gaming press were not so readily pleased. Patrick Klepek from G4 said I shouldn’t expect to ever be taken seriously after a long argument we had on Twitter. G4’s Sterling McGarvey said that he’d take any artsty-fartsy indie game over “creatively bankrupt bullsh*t....

I’ve never seen a Bollywood movie. I’m not really a movie person in general, and what little I know about Bollywood movies is that there is a boatload of unnecessary singing and dancing extravaganzas. Not really my cup of tea. However, it’s extremely popular in India, but never before has there been a video game based on any of the movies — until now. The recent filmGahjiniis set to become the first Bollywood movie ever made into a PC game....

Project Cube(working title) was another of the Xbox Live Arcade titles announced by Microsoft last night in theirpress conferencein Japan, and if you hit the jump and watch the new trailer for the title, you’ll see that there’s a lot going on. Makes my brain hurt a little bit, actually. All we know about Project Cube so far is that it supports versus and co-op multiplayer modes and can accomodate up to eight....

THQ has announced today that its bringing its arcade-style take on sports entertainment,WWE All Stars, to the Nintendo 3DS. It doesn’t sound like the game is taking a hit coming to the tiny screen, either. In addition to the full roster found on the retail disc release, the game will feature 13 characters that were only available as downloadable content. Additionally, there’s two new modes being thrown into the mix: Gauntlet and Score Scramble....

Torchlight 2already looks set tosurpass its predecessorin nearly every way with a larger world, more loot, and new classes. Today Runic has finally announced the fourth class joining the already established trio of the Engineer, Outlander, and Berserker and the prospects for this one just got that much better. The Embermage, the game’s dedicated spell caster, looks like a pretty neat character and has already won my vote for go-to class....

While you may not spend much time thinking about how malicious Web sites can wreck havoc on your PlayStation 3, you’ll find that with the new 2.0 system update, you now have a new tool at your disposal to keep them at bay anyway. Announced today as the first of its kind for a console, Trend Micro is offering what it calls itsWeb Security Servicefor the PS3. Using their own Web reputation and URL filtering technology (and all that other IT mumbo-jumbo) the software is designed to strengthen security, and make sure that all you need to worry yourself with is why exactly you would choose to browse the Internet on a gaming console in the first place....

The guys behindI-Mockery.comlike Halloween a lot. Actually, theyloveHalloween. Actually, actually, they’ve spent most of the last month hollowing out those vibrating ghosts, copulating with them while whispering swears and endearing petnames that are really just combinations of different breeds of cat and words like c*&t and trollop (which they’ve just informed me I don’t have to censor, unless I’m typing from within the UK). Aside from crude October-centric fetishism though, they’ve also managed to whip upthis game,Trick-or-Treat Adventure Quest....

Chun-Li is famous for a few reasons, most of which include speculation about her gender: she may or may not be apost-op transsexual; she may or may not have apubic bulge. I know for a fact that she has huge man-hands to match herthunder-thighs. Thankfully, UDON Entertainment’s version of Chun-Li is delightfully unambiguous. If the cover of the newStreet Fighter Legends: Chun-Liis anything to go by, Chun-Li is indeed a lady....

Yep, big surprise,Mass Effect 2is cleaning house in the charts! The game that pretentious and annoying people refer to simply asMasshas taken the charts like an unwelcome lover and ravished it for all it is worth. I’m not going to say one way or another if I think that’s a good thing. But seriously,Mass Effect. Tsch. In other news,Just Dancetakes the second slot, whileModern Warfare 2hangs in at number three.MAGhas actually had a surprisingly solid debut, coming in at number four....

Former Conservative Party leader and nondescript politician Iain Duncan Smith has spoken out against videogames with one of the more dramatic little bits of scaremongering we’ve seen. As well as mentioning the violence of games likeGrand Theft Auto, the famously boring MP also stated that gaming can cause children to lose their childhoods. “We are driving children to lose their childhood,” states the grey man, “and some video games are incredibly violent, likeGrand Theft Auto....