Hey you! LikeGTA IV? Love penis? Then you’ll bethrilled to knowthatGrand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damnedcomes complete with a pubic mushroom and all the trimmings. That’s good to know.

I can already hear the likes of Jack Thompson andThe Daily Failsalivating, and not just because of the promise of cock. Rockstar has no intention of avoiding controversy, it would seem, and is looking to push the envelope with the first swingin’ donk to grace an Xbox 360. At least, as far as I know.

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The anti-game hounds are going to have a field day when they grab hold of this one, once they suppress their confusion at seeing a male member. Most of these people have no idea what a dick and balls look like, after all.

We know, it’s not exactly “newsworthy,” but it’s President’s Day, and there’s not a whole lot else to do other than talk about bulging, pulsating dirt-squirters. Postyourfond cock memories in our comments section!

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