After getting back from school today, I saw a big box waiting for me on my bed. I thought to myself “Oh, videogame companies! They’ll never get tired of spoiling me with free stuff!” After opening the box, I was greetedwith this boxand got really excited. I never know what I’m getting usually and automatically assumed this was the Collector’s Edition ofBatman: Arkham Asylum.

As it turned out, the box contained the regular edition ofBatman: Arkham Asylumfor the PS3, some playing cards, an ID badge and a straitjacket with my name on it. Being the shark that I am, I of course went ahead and took a few photos wearing the thing. Something about the jacket just made me want to put a smile on my face. It also made me get the urge to chop up bats. Weird.

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Now, this isn’t the first time a videogame straitjackethas been done before. But, there is one big difference here. I actually got this box whereas Nick Chester didn’t get sht. I could taste Nick’s tears through my computer screen as he cried and yelled out “THIS IS BULLSHT!!!”

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