Those dicktits at the Unterhaltungssoftware Selbstkontrolle have rated a heavily censored version ofBulletstorm, a variant that more or less loses the entire point of the game.

The German edition will not feature ragdoll effects, blood spatters, or dismemberment of any kind. Since the game isbuiltoff the back of ragdoll effects, blood spatters and dismemberment of all kinds, it more or less makes one wonder if anybodyoutside of FOX Newswould want to play this game.

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Fortunately, Electronic Arts has Germany’s back on this. The publisher will be distributing the PEGI-rated Austrian version ofBulletstormto German gamers as well, giving them the option of a dickless edition or a full-on man-fest. That’s the plan, anyway. The ovelords may opt to ban foreign versions before then.

Censored Bulletstorm given 18+ rating in Germany[GI.biz]

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