Sometime, I just wander about the internet and look at things that are wildly out of my price range that I desperately want to buy. I’ve given up on all hope of aRealdoll, but tonight, I found myself falling into a self induced haze of tequila and lust over theExcalibur, a sexy stand up cabinet that I played atVideo Games Live.
Made by Dream Authentics, this sucker can play any PC based video games from arcade must haves to newer titles. Under the hood lies a custom computer platform, a 27″ arcade monitor and an arcade audio system (subwoofer included). Yes, having an originalJoustorGauntletcabinet in your house is the stuff that faps are made of, but the minute you say customize, I lose my little bean of a brain and fumble out my credit card.

As the logic of my current finances dissolved away like so much sand through my fingertips, I surfed to the site and found out that financing is now available for me to install this pagoda of glory in the kitchen. No interest or payments for a year? It’s so….painless. I can save 3500 bones by then. I know I can, I know I can, I know I can….








