I know, part of me wants to be excited too. However, it seems Variety Entertainment has confirmed thatClock Towerwill be adapted for the screen, but that it will be produced byMarco Weber(Igby Goes Down) and directed byMartin Weisz(The Hills Have Eyes 2). That combo is like giving me a cup of steaming, delicious tea with a little bit of poo stirred in, but maybe Weber will take the upper hand. (I hope.)

The story will be majorly based onClock Tower 2: The Struggle Within, in which the female protagonist finds she is locked in a mental hospital suffering a curse that has plagued her family for ages. Shooting starts in July of this year. What do you think, Dtoid — could be good, or will likely follow the trend of mutilating games we love into films we groan over?

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