CNN, anincreasinglyrelevant and informative news outlet, has put theNintendo 3DSthrough its paces, using a “hardcore gamer” who “grew up on Halo” to do their job. CNN’s official assessment? It looks too retro and it has worse graphics than a PlayStation 3. JOURNALISM!

“The 3DS is more expensive than a Nintendo Wii, which goes for $199,” explained the man who grew up onHalo. “Also, game-friendly competitors like the iPhone and iPod Touch are technically cheaper right out of the gate and definitely do a lot more.”

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As for the 3D effect, “It’s great when it works, but for some people there will definitely be a threshold. Like when I cranked it up to maximum and played for twenty minutes, I walked away cross-eyed, with a minor headache.”

“In an age where Apple dominates the consumer tech world with things like the iPad … which do a myriad things,” he concludes, “it’s kind of funny to come across the 3DS which does one thing, does it pretty well, but features a pretty retro-looking design that would not be out of place in the 1990s. It also relies on cartridges, something we haven’t seen since the last Game Boy, pretty much.”

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