We don’t know much aboutTitmouse Games’Seven Haunted Seas. But we do know four basic things: it’s an action RPG, it’s coming to consoles, the artwork has some serious style, and the protagonist, Scurvy Pete, is a pirate zombie.

Actually, scratch that number. After you watch the video post-jump, you’ll know a fifth fact:Seven Haunted Seaswill have ninjas. Possibly zombie ninjas.

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The footage you’re about to watch was cutfrom the end of the trailer revealed yesterday. As we understand it, Titmouse Games thought it impacted the tone negatively. I can’t disagree more. Any clip, no matter how brief, of ninja-on-zombie action is as heavenly as a painting of two gloamgozers sipping lemonade on a cloud made of ice cream. Divinity on this scale always trumps tone — at least, according to a book I’ve conveniently misplaced for this occasion.

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