COPS isn’tquitethe dumbest thing I will admit to having watched once or twice. It’s up there. And it’s certainly not the sort of thing I would admit to having bought a videogame of. I honestly never believed it was a decision I was going to have to make some day.

Yet, here we are. Just released for iPhone/iPod,COPS: High Speed Pursuitspromises to allow you to “experience all the action and excitement from the show right on their iPhone and iPod touch.”

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I’m sorry, but you’re able to’t pack all of that excitement into fifteen levels of car chases. At the very least, there would have to be a minigame where you guess what substance a redneck is on to determine if they’re a threat and I see nothing about that in the press release we were sent. And what would COPS be without handling a domestic dispute call? Nay, I’d say this will be a pale reflection of the show.

COPS: High Speed Pursuitsis currently in the App Store for $3.99.

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