In yet another cloying, mawkish tribute to the N64 kid, we have yet another Christmas video of some pudgy, ugly little child making unbelievable banshee noises because he received a game console. Yes, meet the “Xbox 360 Kid,” a child who sounds like he’s getting one of Uncle Reg’s “magic bum tickles” because he received an Xbox 360.
I’m fairly certain this kid’s dad said “Scream real loud kid so I can put you on the Internet or you’re dead,” but it’s still worth watching if you actively enjoy despising children and everything that they stand for. Since I am philosophically opposed to the little bastards in every way, this video is perfect.
Pefect, that is … until Topher reminds me that this screeching creature is probably on Xbox Live by now …. shudder.
