To celebrate the most candid of holidays and to say “thank you” for over six million downloads, Chillingo the publishers behind leading iOS gameCut the Rope,will be giving owners a Valentines themed update. The update will provideCut the Ropeaddicts with 25 new levels and lots of awesomely sickening romantic imagery, perfect if your addiction for three staring everything has been giving you the itch as of late.

For anyone who has yet to cave and downloadCut the Rope, the game is currentlyavailable for the iPhone, iTouch and iPad;Cut the Roperequires the player to puzzle solve the most effective way to get candies into the cute little monsters mouth by cutting a series of ropes and manipulating physics, which is far more addictive than it sounds.

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Naturally, I’m pretty excited about the update but it is becoming alarming clear that this is what both me and my boyfriend will be doing in bed on Valentines day.

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