I sometimes think God hates me. Then I look at all my money and stuff and simply laugh, laugh,laugh. Still, I cannot contain my rage over the fact thatKoei’s European wingwill be sellingDynasty WarriorsChibis at this year’s London Expo, the first expo since I left England.

These adorable little warriors were spotted atKoei’s Tokyo Game Show booth last year, where I instantly fell in love with them and wanted to steal the lot. Since thieving items from booths at trade shows is apparently a sackable offense at Dtoid, I simply settled for taking some photos and whining about the situation. Now I get to whine some more, because I no longer live in London, so can’t get my grubby hands on the little bastards.

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Hopefully Koei US is reading, and will get the less-than-subtle hint that they should send me the complete setright now. There’s a guaranteed 10/10 forDynasty Warriors Gundamif they make it so.

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