I’m usually a big fan of NECA’s work. TheirAlienstoys are great and they do some remarkable videogame figures. ThisDead Space 2Isaac figure, however, makes me want to vomit onto my hands and balls.

It may be a case of bad photography, but since this is an official shot, and official photos tend to make toys look better, I can only assume that the figure looks just this bad. Orworse.

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From the gaudy, child-like bloodstains on his armor to the bizarre body shape that makes it look like he has a wasting disease, I can only feel sorry for theDead Space 2protagonist. He looks ill and sad, and I want to wrap him in a blanket and tell him it’s going to be alright.

Definitely not one of NECA’s best. I’ve seen more convincing Playmobil figures.

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