Most critics agree:Duke Nukem Foreversucks. After more than 10 years of waiting, it ain’t all that. Jim Sterlingreviewed it for Destructoidand called it a “miserable, lifeless, grotesque little game.”
But who listens to critics? They obviously don’t know what they’re talking about. I mean, they only play and see hundreds of videogames a year, so what do they know? Also, they’re all biased and some are evenfat.
You know what they say: opinions are like assholes and reviews are like… descriptions of assholes? I don’t know where I’m going with this. But if you’ve got anXbox 360or acapable PC, you can download the demo forDuke Nukem Foreverright now and see for yourself. Is “miserable,” “lifeless,” and “grotesque”? You be the judge!
