You’ve seen the original3DS Douchebags, you’ve seen theDouchier 3DS Douchebags, and now I proudly present … theBritish 3DS Douchebags! Ah, they do my ol’ home country proud.

Yep, it’sanotherNintendo 3DS commercial filled with gormless parodies of humanity, gawping ineptly for our viewing pleasure. Nintendo would have you believe that these arseholes aren’t paid actors, although I’m notentirelyconvinced.

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As usual, I’ve named each Douchebag (in order of appearance) for easy recognition — Breadboy Gufflestuff, Gareth “Slobberknocker” Beerbelly, Felinus Felinus, Derpus Pigeonstreet, Giggles McF*ck, Smookles O’Hara, Huuuuur Duuuuuuuur, Pervy St. Fiddles, Fishy Scumlips, Pisslord Sneerling, Felinus’ Boyfriend Sadsack, Mungus Mingus and Lil’ Miss AHAHAWHATISTHIS?

Pick your favorite! Also, thanks to Matthew for sending this in.

3DS games for sale

3DS and Wii U credit

Nintendo Switch StreetPass

StreetPass

3DS and Wii U

The Netflix Wii U app

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