DJ Hero hasn’t been on store shelves for more than a few hours, and already the entrepenuers are crawling out of the woodwork.

One enterprising North Carolina resident is already offering up hisDJ Heroservices on Craigslist. For $50 and a meal, this wannabe-DJ will spin mixes for three hours. $75 plus a meal for a “end time TBA party.” He’s available for birthdays, weddings, retirement, or “just chilling.”

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Of course, the host will have to provide a television and speakers. I mean, what else is this guy going to hook up his Xbox 360 to?

[Thanks, power-glove]

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