Hey Activision, listen up — if you intend on having me cover any of your games at E3 this year, you need tonothave DJ Shadow — who appears in the upcomingDJ Hero— spinning records in your booth.

Sure, I get it. It’s E3’s return to form, a big, flashy and loud show full of lights and sights that really embody how huge our industry really is. But how do you expect me to make it to my 1:00 P.M. appointment with Ubisoft if I’m stopped dead in my tracks by DJ Shadow mixing records live, right in front of my face? Simply put, it’s not going to happen.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

On behalf of myself, anyone else who wants to get some work done at the show, and other publishers… enough. You’re killing me; it’s way too easy to kick back to watchEntroducingunfold before my eyes.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art

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