Are you ready for the most action-packed, all-inclusive video game ever made? ForumiteBahamut_Zerocertainly was. This week’s fake game — described as a puzzle-based action shmup MMORPGRTSFPS — is all his, and its awesomeness can be measured in the length of its name:

Command the Gears of Warcraft and Conquer Hyper-Fighting 2 Turbo:The Final Shimmering Challenge of the Shadows of the Three Kingdoms Vanguard Sons of Liberty: Revenge

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

Hit the jump to see the plot, themes, and intuitive control scheme that makes this fake game so great.

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The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

That wraps it up for this week’s Fake Game Friday. Fronz, our lord and savior, was responsible for the photoshop: check out a larger, more detailed version of the picturehere, and attempt to count how many different video game franchises it references. Seriously, do it.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

I’d usually ask for reader suggestions as to how this game might be played or what mechanics you’d like to see implemented, yet this week, I simply can’t. Bahamut_Zero laid out his vision so perfectly, and so succinctly, that I don’t think any of us could truly improve upon it.

Think you can do better? Post your fake game idea in the comments orthe official thread, and — sooner or later — we’ll feature it on the front page along with (maybe) a customized Photoshop created by Fronz himself.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.

Festival Flight, a water gun-shaped grenade launcher for Solstice in Destiny 2.