I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES!!!1N IT!!!1is easily the best dollar I have ever spent. It’s available on the Indie Games Channel of Xbox Live right now and if you haven’t played it yet, you are missing out on a genuinely funny experience that mocks the current oversaturation of zombie games. Please give Ska Studios money for this genius. It’s a mere dollar. You can’t go wrong!

Speaking of dollars, we played videogames this week. Most of the staff (who I now despise) were at PAX, having fun while I was sick and dying of what must obviously be a form of AIDS-cancer. While I suffered, they had loads of merriment and had sex with each other. I hate them. Hit the jump to find out what was played.

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Cantler:I’ve been playing lots ofStreet Fighter Alpha 2andSuper Puzzle Fighter. I’m sure you are all quite shocked. Also somePuzzle Bobbleon DS, whatever the new one is called, which doesn’t matter because at the end of the day it’s f*ckingPuzzle Bobble. Let’s see, what else … I played theWetdemo, which I didn’t like very much, someMvC2, someEspgaludaas a rain dance formore Cave games, a littleIkarugahere and there, and uh … maybe a few episodes ofMainichi Issho. That’s about it.

Razak:All I played wasMetroid Primeand someProfessor Layton. I also went back and played through someFlower, Sun and Rainfor my review. Not much of a gaming week for me.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Chester:I finally had a chance to playLeft 4 Dead 2at PAX this weekend, and can confirm that not only is it a warranted sequel, but it’s every bit as amazing as I had expected. While there aren’t any major changes to the core gameplay, blowing off zombie limbs and watching them roll down hills into swamps doesn’t seem like it’ll get old anytime soon. The new infected are pretty surprising, particular the Jockey who thought it was my backpack the whole time.

Also playedDarksiders,EyePet, 4-player split-screenBlur(awesome fun),Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, andSplit/Second. Surprisingly didn’t play a lot of the stuff on the show floor (a lot we had seen at E3), but had a good time nonetheless.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Sterling:I wantEyePetlike woah.

Anyway, I’ve been playing a bucketload of shit this week. People think playing games for a job is brilliant, and it often is, but on a week where you’re playingRaven SquadandDarkest of Days, you realize that life isn’t always peaches and cream. Sometimes it’s piss and anus. Also been playingSection 8, which is good, but not worth getting out of bed for. And I have been in bed a lot this week, because I am sick as fuck.

At least one good game happened this week. I downloaded the trial ofI Made A Game With Zombies In It(I cannot be bothered to do the l33t spelling) and instantly purchased it the moment the trial game expired. Best dollar anybody could ever spend on games. I love how the music reaches “Black Parade” levels of ludicrous by the end. It’s worth playing just for the amazing soundtrack. Brilliant game, and everyone with a 360 should play it.

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

Bennett:On the PAX show floor, I playedBayonetta, Diablo 3, Borderlands, and off it I checked outBlurandCritter Crunch. Loved everything I played, really can’t wait to get my hands on these games once they finally come out. On the flight to PAX, I played a lot ofPuzzle Quest: Galactrix, which I find myself now kind of enjoying.

Niero:I am lovingShankon not the dreamcast.

Holmes:The big purchase for me this week the RPG-ist beat ’em upMuramasa: The Demon Blade, which has completely taken the place of the relatively disappointing RPG-ish fighterFinal Fantasy:Dissidiathat I got the week before. Comparing the two games made me really want for Vanillaware to take on a big name IP like Final Fantasy.Dissidiawould have been so much better if it looked nad played likeMuramasa.  Also played someBit.Trip Beat/CoreandNo More Heroesand pretended that they wereBit.Trip VoidandNo More Heroes 2. I’m so jealous of you sexy jerks living it up at PAX right now.

Other than that, finished up theMetroid Prime Trilogyand played my regular portions ofAnimal Crossing: City FolkandGame Center CX 2.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art