I may be a cold, stone-hearted, ruthless son of a bitch, but I’ll be damned if I don’t love ridiculously cute and retarded nonsense. Enter theEyepet, a virtual friend that lives inside your PS3 and uses the PlayStation Eye to interact with the outside world. I’m sure you’ve heard of the creepy-yet-adorable little bugger before, and now we have a bucketload of assets for you.

Check out the gallery and watch the video after the jump. If you’ve any shred of human decency, you’ll join me in saying that this is the greatest thing to have ever come out of videogames. I’m not even being sarcastic this time! I seriously want to play with this and love it forever … or until I’m bored.

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