So, I went to the Independent Games Festival.

So, I enjoyed myself.

So, I decided to talk about my impressions of the event and post the winners.

So hit the jump for the winners and said impressions.

John and Molly sitting on the park bench

Student Showcase ($2,500):SynaestheteTechnical Excellence ($2,500):World of GooExcellence in Visual Art ($2,500):FezDesign Innovation Award ($2,500):World Of GooExcellence in Audio ($2,500):AudiosurfBest Web Browser Game ($2,500):Iron DukesGleemie Award:Desktop Tower DefenseAudience Award ($2,500):AudiosurfSeumas McNally Grand Prize ($20,000):Crayon Physics Deluxe

The actual award winning games taught me two things: firstly, that I need to playFez,World of GooandCrayon Physics Deluxeas soon as is humanly possible (preferrably with Chad in tow, so he can freak out the moment we geat near theFezbooth). Secondly, not a single nominated game wasn’t bringing something totally original or interesting or simplyindependentto the showcase. I had an gaming-induced boner throughout the entire show, and I make no apologies for it.

Close up shot of Marissa Marcel starring in Ambrosio

The award show, while the tenth altogether, was the first to be recorded for broadcast on G4.

It was also, incidentally, one of the weirdest award shows I’d ever been to.

Kukrushka sitting in a meadow

The fellow who presented all the awards seemed like one of those guys who was told they were charming years and years ago by a really attractive member of the opposite sex, and they took the comment to heart with such gusto that they refuse to put any effort into being clever, funny, or actuallycharming. You may think I’m being harsh, but we’re talking about a guy who did an impersonation of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw for cheap laughs…while Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw was in the motherfucking room.

The award winners conducted themselves with the grace, dignity, and quiet stoicism which you’d expect from a group of artistic personalities who are pushing a medium forward in completely new and innovative ways.

Lightkeeper pointing his firearm overlapped against the lighthouse background

Nah, I’m just fuckin’ with you — the ones who didn’t give their acceptance speeches in haiku form while wearing plastic monocles exhibited an adorable, quasi-crippling awkwardness. Their shy awkwardness wasn’t necessarily unusual — geniuses tend to be an eccentric bunch, after all — but I have to assume it’ll make for some pretty surreal television if and when it’s eventually broadcast.

The show was punctuated by occasional videos from Mega64, all of them hilarious. The first initially appeared to be a good-natured intro video from Dan Paladin, until it suddenly turned into an incredibly loud metal song which made death threats toward members of the audience who hadn’t yet playedFez. The second video drew tremendous laughs as the Mega64 crew defined what it meant to be “indie,” while bragging about how indie they personally were (“I’m so indie, I don’t know whatHalois.”). The last video concerned how to deliver your acceptance speech, and though I didn’t get a chance to see it, I assume it was hilarious.

Overseer looking over the balcony in opening cutscene of Funeralopolis

All in all, the IGF was a fun, if paralyzingly awkward way to cap off this Wednesday.

That’s all.

Edited image of Super Imposter looking through window in No I’m not a Human demo cutscene with thin man and FEMA inside the house

Indie game collage of Blue Prince, KARMA, and The Midnight Walk

Close up shot of Jackie in the Box

Silhouette of a man getting shot as Mick Carter stands behind cover

The ghost at the end of the hallway