Rock Band 3hits shelves on October 26. That’s over a month away, so that means (unless you work for Harmonix, MTV Games, or Electronic Arts) you’re not playing it. Well, I’m not playing it either. You know who is? The damned cast of The CW’sGossip Girl.

Yes, on this week’s episode of the popular show, the game is prominently featured, keyboard and all.

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“You wanna playRock Band 3with us? There’s a keyboard, we can make it a five piece,” says the pretty girl paid handsomely to smile and pimp the game while wearing lingerie.

“How is this news?” you ask. It’s not. It’s just here to piss you off, because I will not be alone in this pain. You’re welcome.

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