While the lot of you folks may still be in a tizzy concerning whether or notJessica Chobot‘svinyl derrièreis of legal, boneablé age or not, I will be saving my personal reserve of toy-induced saliva for these up and comingMetal Gear SolidKubricks.

Tiny, poseable, and undeniably Kubrick-able, Medicom exposed theMGSKubrick set atComic Con 2007that delightfully headlines characters from the entireMSGseries. The ruggedly plastic fellows seen here can be identified as the following (in case you couldn’t already tell):

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MGS 1: “Solid Snake”MGS 1: “Grey Fox” (Ninja)MGS 3: Snake Eater “Naked Snake”MGS 4: Guns of the Patriot “Solid Snake”MGS 4: Guns of the Patriot “Raiden”

More details to come in the near future such as how much they’ll cost, how many I will be able to buy, and more importantly, what the most comfortable console for them to pose all up on’s will be.

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Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

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Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

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