Okay, I don’t hear any Internetsqueeingyet. You must not be looking at the above picture hard enough. Do you not see the classicBionic Commandobox art front? Have you not noticed the 8-bit graphics that line the sides? Are you having trouble making out that it is A FREAKIN’BIONIC COMMANDOMETAL LUNCHBOX?

What? Still not sold? Well, for the love of all that is retro, please clickhereto check out what’s on thebackof said lunchbox. Seriously, prepare yourself. It is that awesome.

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If you preorder the newBionic Commandofor the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 this beautiful lunchbox will be yours … butonlyif you preorder fromGame Crazy. Also, these areextremelylimited, so hurry and preorder now before they are gone forever.

If you don’t want to use Game Crazy (and are apparently justreallycrazy), you can also preorder fromGameStopand receive some funold school and new schoolBionic Commandopatches. Not as cool, for sure, but still pretty neat!

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Why are you still reading this post? Get to preordering! GO! GO! GO!

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