Last week, I didn’t know what the letters in N.O.O.S.E. —Grand Theft Auto IV‘s version of S.W.A.T. — stood for. Today I have a better idea. We received a boat load of submissions in our“GTA IV Swag” contest— some funny, some serious, and a few were actually correct.
Many of you have “oral” and “sex” on the brain — we’re not sure why. But we were able to confirm with Rockstar that N.O.O.S.E. actually stands for “National Organization of Security Enforcement. As of yesterday, three of you were actually correct —jakethebob,youruglyclone, andimpulsive. Congratulations, we threw you into the random drawing along with our five favorite guesses.
Hit the jump to see our favorites, and see who’s going to be getting theGTA IVswag bag.
You killed it withan accompanying Photoshop. Mad win here.
myaimistrue:NarcolepticOprahOnSexExpress
For some reason, the staff really liked this one. Do we really, really want Oprah — narcoleptic or not — on a sex express? I’ll pass.
reevolution:No.Oh.Oh.Shit.Eek!
This is pretty much how I felt while N.O.O.S.E. was chasing me.
B-Radicate:NieroOperatesOneSexyEnterprise
Another staff favorite, likely because it strokes their egos.
Toneman:Never gonna give you upOh never gonna let you downOh never gonna run around and desert youSo never gonna make you crynEver gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
This was a stretch, but dude Rick Rolled our contest.
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And the winner, as randomly chosen by a drawing from theGTA IVbaseball cap, is …
reevolution!! OMFG!!! LOLZ!
The prizes are in the mail. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. (Or we’ll just email you for your address information). Thanks to everyone who participated!
