Oasis string plucker Noel Gallagher is at it again, sharing hisexpert opinionon videogames. A while back, he decided toblame knife crime on games, and now he’s summed upGuitar Heroin the only way he knows how — rudely.
“It’s better than two goblins trying to f**k a donkey up the arse with a laser beam,”statedthe musician and former drug fiend, suggesting thatGuitar Herowas at least superior to traditionally violent titles.“When I meet kids I always say to them playing a guitar is not a f*cking videogame, there is no level to get to. You’ll never master it and you’ll never complete the game.”
Gallagher of course has never playedGuitar Heroor evenheardof it until recently, despite an Oasis song appearing inWorld Tour.His obsession with goblins raping people with lasers is a bit worrying too. This is the second time he’s talked about being f*cked up the arse with that particular tool, as heexpressed similar sentimentsthe last timeGuitar Herowas discussed … theGuitar Herohe now claims he’s not heard of until now.
