Yesterday, I was legitimately shocked by news that Barack Obama had won a Nobel Peace Prize for being trendy and simplysayinghe’ll do some things. Hideo Kojima isn’tquiteas cynical as me, however, and thinks that President McJesus is bringing usone step closerto his vision of a nuke-free world. He also thinks this while situation is a great opportunity to plugMetal Gear Solid: Peace Walker.

“President Obama, who declared ‘A World Without Nuclear Weapons’ in Prague, has won the Nobel Peace Prize,” states theMGSgame designer. “Has the era at last started shifting? The start of the Peace Walker plan? I hope that comes to be. Peace will not walk to you. You must both walk towards one another.”

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Hate to break it to you, Hideo, but justsayingthat you’ll do something doesn’t mean that it’ll actually happen, and the chances of a world without nuclear weapons is are slim to nil. I’m afraid that Kojima’s world where nanomachines control everything and robot dinosaurs fire invisible missiles is about one hundred times more likely than Obama crafting this whimsical nuke-free world of love that everybody seems to think he’s capable of crafting like some sort of magic Santa.

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