Gun Muteis atext adventureshooter.
GUN MUTE IS A TEXT ADVENTURE SHOOTER.
There isno reasona text adventure shooting game should exist, in today’s world. There’s even less reason that the game, by Pacian, should be so oddly transfixing, so inexplicably exciting, so absurdly fun asGun Muteis.
I don’t actually enjoy text adventures in the least, which madeGun Mutesuch a ridiculously pleasant (and ridiculously ridiculous) surprise. Just play it. You can always type “hint” if you ever need help.
Alternately, you can hit the jump as I spooge over it.
Generally, text adventures are not known particularly for theiraction. They are, after all, called “textadventures,” borrowing the descriptor from the adventure game genre. The closest one usually gets to an action scene in a text adventure is usually preceded by the line, “you are likely to be eaten by a Grue.”
Gun Mute, however, is different. The game includes no inventory items, only two movement directions (“forward” and “backward”), and pretty clear-cut objectives: kill anyone and everyone standing between you and the person you’re trying to save.
Each self-contained battle is really a puzzle, presented as a text-driven action scene. Each fight requires a mixture of forethought, examination, and timing from the player to make it through. As said earlier, there’s literallynoreason typing “reload” into a parser and then “shoot sue” should be anywhere near as fun as it is, but goddamn if it isn’t one of the most enjoyable text adventure experiences I’ve ever had.
I do say that, however, as someone who doesn’t actually enjoy text adventures all that much. I stopped playingZorkafter a while, and I’ve startedThe Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxymore times than I’d care to mention, but I don’t actually derive a lot of satisfaction from bumbling about like a jackass, trying to remember invisible maps while having to “LOOK AT” everything in the room just to progress.
In a sense,Gun Mutecuts through all that crap and becomes a text adventure for people who don’t usually play text adventures. This means, of course, that if youdoreally love text adventures, you may findGun Mutesimplistic and dull.
Gun Muteis pleasingly short, very friendly and intuitive (again, just type “HINT” for help if you ever need any and a UHS-esque menu will appear), free, and completely original. It’s a game I’d say everyoneneedsto play, if only to find out that a text adventure FPScanbe done.
Download instructions can be found here. It’s playable for both PC and Mac.
