Thought you’d be waiting a while before Epic and ChAIR blow your mind with the gorgeous iOS titleInfinity Blade? Well then you’re an idiot! The game that aims to make you jizz rainbows with its graphics has been dated, and it’ll be storming onto the iPad, iPod and iPhone on December 9.

The game will cost you a cool $5.99 when it launches, which is significantly better than some of the arrogant prices that big publishers charge.

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I’m incredibly interested in how this works out. The screenshots look unbelievably gorgeous, but I can’t wait to see if they made the gameplay match the console-quality visuals. Guess we’ll be finding out soon!

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