Apple never ceases to amaze me. The iPad is not a device that I would have expected to be widely popular and yet, two months after its release, the new handheld thingamajig has already sold two million units. Over 30,000 iPads would have to move every day to make that number.

You know, I haven’t eventouchedone of these yet? Yeah, that’s right. Avirgin. I don’t want to either because then I will probably desire one of my own. I need another gadget lying around this house about as much as I need an alien dinosaur robot ninja to lay waste to my building. I’m pretty sure my insurance won’t cover something like that.

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