EA has decided to put together a little teaser trailer of gameplay inBattlefield 3to get you excited forthe actual full length trailer that will be broadcast on television September 26th. Because seeing a trailer on television is such a momentous occasion, I’m quite glad EA was truly thinking of us and decided to go ahead and mentally prepare us all for the inevitable event.

As if the video wasn’t exciting enough, the twenty-four second teaser is graced with one of Jay-Z’s most famous phrases, “If you’re havin’ girl problems I feel bad for you son. I’ve got 99 problems but a b*tch ain’t one.” Because what other song would logically be suitable for such a trailer-teasing occasion? I mean, who doesn’t automatically think of Jay-Z’s 99 Problems whenever they seeBattlefield 3?

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The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.