Kane and Lynch aren’t exactly the most gentlemanly fellows to grace cover art, but forKane and Lynch 2: Dog Days, it actually kind of works. The intentionalimperfect presentationstyle of the game — artifacts, blur, washed out colors — translates nicely to the box art.

For anyone not familiar with this sequel, the art probably won’t sell them on the product … or will it? At any rate, I can’t picture moms buying their kid the game after taking a good look at the front cover. Do you really want to live in a world where ten-year-olds are playingKane and Lynch 2?

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That would be simultaneously awful and hysterical. Mostly the former, though — don’t buy this game, kids!

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