Because it’s cute, colorful, and quirky, aKatamari Damacygame would be perfect for the Wii. That’s what everyone seems to think, at least, but not the game’s publisher.

Not only has Namco Bandai never officially announced aKatamarigame for Nintendo’s console, but now the damned thing is canceled.TripleTags, who pre-ordered the non-existent game with Wal-Mart, is reporting that they received the game’s obituary in an email from the retailer. Bad news for the King of All Cosmos, who probably would have been a huge hit with senior citizens and stay-at-home moms across the United States.

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But the dream isn’t dead yet —Target is still accepting pre-ordersfor the $29.99 title, which is set to hit shelves on June 3! Or wait, wait … let’s start a rumor right here: maybe the game has been moved to WiiWare? The anticipation is killing me.

More on this non-existent game that may possibly actually be a game that will happen sometime in the future as news breaks.

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