Electronic Arts has released some previously-print-onlyMedal of Honorscreens to us Internet folk, and something’s missing.

Where’s the facial hair? The box art for this re-booted, modernMedal of Honorbrought promise of great facial hair, featuring a soldier sporting a killer beard anyone would be proud of. These screens do feature a man with facial hair, but nottheman and notthefacial hair.

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I apologize on behalf of EA, and as a token of good faith, am posting the video of “Epic Beard Guy” after the jump. Step up your game, EA. Step it up.

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.