Wii Fithasn’t even hit shelves yet, but that hasn’t stopped thethird party rubbishfrom kick starting. Introducing theWii Fityoga mat, a special piece of cloth that youneedto own if you’re serious about losing weight. Why? Well, it’sgreenof course!
For the low, low price of £19.99, you too could own this piece of sh*t that’s guaranteed to increase yourWii Fitenjoyment by a whopping0%! The yoga mat “is designed to be placed between flooring and the Wii Balance Board to reduce impact and provide body support,” according to manufacturer Hori. That’s worth twenty quid of anybody’s money, because I’ve never seen a piece of cloth until Hori invented it.
This mat is officially licensed, so you don’t have to worry it about it being crap. I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve already orderedten thousand millionof them! I got them on special offer witha handful of magic f*cking beans!
