Wired’sGame|Lifedrew my attention to the above trailer half an hour ago, and since watching it, I can’t stop smiling, handing money to orphans and singing John Lennon’sImagine.The game itself appears to be some kind of seal/amorphous blob raising sim, covered in a glossy sheen of sheeradorable. Between the ability to dress your tiny aquatic friend in wigs or anachronistic finery and staring into its beady eyes as you coo sweet promises of a life free from e-clubbings, I think it’s safe to assume that this sort of thing is expressly designed to moisten the underoos of Japanese teenage girls (and a few ofmyfemalefriends).

Wired’sGame|Lifedrew my attention to the above trailer half an hour ago, and since watching it, I can’t stop smiling, handing money to orphans and singing John Lennon’sImagine.

Emio’s cover

The game itself appears to be some kind of seal/amorphous blob raising sim, covered in a glossy sheen of sheeradorable. Between the ability to dress your tiny aquatic friend in wigs or anachronistic finery and staring into its beady eyes as you coo sweet promises of a life free from e-clubbings, I think it’s safe to assume that this sort of thing is expressly designed to moisten the underoos of Japanese teenage girls (and a few ofmyfemalefriends).

The Unova Starters in Pokemon Go.

Sam Bridges wearing purple Ludens sunglasses in Death Stranding.

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silent hill transmission

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Naoe, Sorin, and Jinchiro looking serious

Oda Nobunaga and Yasuka on horses next to marching armies