There’s opportunism, and then there’s just plain douchebaggery. Pennsylvanian man Jody Lynn Bennett appears to have gone with the latter category, stealing a games console and accessories from inside the casket of a seventeen-year-old boy.

The boy, Bradley McCombs, was killed in an SUV crash on Christmas Day, and his body was displayed at the funeral with a number of videogame items. It’s not clear whether he tried to be subtle, or just ran into the funeral home, grabbed the swag, and ran away.

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Police were led to Bennett following an anonymous tip, and have charged the man with theft, abuse of a corpse and intentional desecration of a venerated object. The latter charge must surely indicate that he stole and broke a Dreamcast.

Bennett’s mother apologized on the thief’s behalf, blaming the crime on a drug problem. It’s definitely an assholish thing to do, but on the flipside … what’s the point of burying a perfectly good console when you can sell it for some crack? Gotta think of the living.

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