Mario somehow packed on a few pounds for the Genesis version of Super Mario World. In this rare, illegal port, Mario also walks funny while he’s carrying…why is he carrying crates? Oh, and it looks like he’s modified his fire pellet throw. Now it’s closer to Ryu’s Hadouken.

I could almost stand this, but Mario has a bit of a downs face, and the music is a bastardization of the original. The underworld music isn’t even there; it’s just the messed up main theme over and over. And why do the crates make that sound when they break.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Someone bought this piece of sh*t, this unlicensed Genesis cartridge, for $20.50 in aneBay auction. I suppose I might have, too. I would have played it with the sound off, though.

Watch the video until the end. You have to hear the sound it makes when Mario dies. It sounds like a 16-bit chain saw.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

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Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art

yordles animation still image