Michael “Next, I’m going to bang your mom” Bay has just been revealed as the director for thePrince of Persiamovie. Jerry Bruckheimer, the producer of such hits asPirates of 21 Jump StreetandCSI: Miami, has been slowly putting this whole thing together, and earlier today,IESB.net got wordthat Bruckheimer has tapped Bay to sit in the fancy chair for the film, which is now slated for a Summer 2009 release.
You might have heard of Mr. Bay from his past hits, such asThe RockorPearl Harbor, or perhaps you will recall that he’s the guy drawing the ire of the Internet for utterly corrupting our beautiful, innocent childhood memories with his upcoming cinematic abortion:Transformers. While we, the Internet, can agree he has a history of making things ‘splode real nice, his latest venture is mind-numbingly idiotic; the man is trying to topOrson Welles’final films, withTyrese, and a “reimagined” Megatron who epitomizes the termvagina dentata.
The problem with a Michael-Bay-helmedPrince of Persialies in the fact that the series has always been about puzzle-solving, as opposed to stabbing everyone’s head off with a rocket launcher. I’m almost positive that Bay’s version ofPoPwill star Vin Diesel, Ludacris, and Andy Richter, and that the Prince will have no less than fiveexplodingsex scenes.
As for what anexploding sex sceneis, you’ll have to see it for yourself; only in theaters, Summer 2009.
