Moonwalker, the game everybodyfound an excuse to keep talking aboutafter Michael Jackson died, finally has somerelevantnews attached to it. The game is scheduled for release on the Wii’s Virtual Console, with European rating system PEGIspilling the beans.

Grabbing both children and your crotch, sometimes at the same time,Moonwalkerputs you in the shoes of Michael “everybody who made fun of him suddenly pretended it wasn’t funny anymore” Jackson. The world’s very first real-life Splicer, Michael Jackson’s mangled face was everywhere back in the good old days, be it film, television, and this here Genesis videogame. To be honest, the game’s pretty crap, but nostalgia fans will likely love it.

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Anyway, there you go.Moonwalkerwill be coming to VC soon, and if you don’t buy it, you are disrespecting the dead and will go to Hell.

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