I grew up with Fred Rogers. He was as much an institution in my household asSesame Street,Thundercats,Transformersand all those other series that have been strip-mined clean of their original value by psuedo-comedians whose stock in trade is capitalizing on the hazy memories of a generation caked in bong resin and the glamour of recreational heroin abuse.

To watch him in the above clip, in which he comes face to face with Miyamoto’sDonkey Kong, brings back a flood of memories from a happier, more innocent time, but it also fills my mind with questions:

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

First, do we all sound autistic when explaining video games to the older generation?

Second, when did we start basing all of our pedophile stereotypes on Fred Rogers, andwhat the hell is wrong with all of us?!

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

[Thanks to Mog … er … Fae … er, Mark, for sending this in and forcing me to spend ten minutes figuring out his confusing signature.]

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art

yordles animation still image