If you know your Linde, you know that I’m biologically inclined to shun console first-person shooters; s’just my nature, baby. A fair portion of this aversion can be chalked up to the glut of WWII games that have plagued the industry sinceMedal of Honorhit it big years back — sure, one can never slaughter too many Nazis, but there comes a point where gettin’ it done behind the eyes of Brave and Highly Decorated Soldier #81 doesn’t raise my flag at Iwo Jima, if you get my drift. Jesus, that was horrible.Anyhow, whatdoesinterest me is the recent resurgence of futuristic warfare, the sort with all kinds of bells, whistles, andportable nuclear armament. When news dropped thatCall of Duty 4was going to be all about the future-warrin’, a deep, resonant glee awoke within me. After an eyeful of the above video, that glee has manifested as a stereoscopic Richard Simmons projected from a hole that has erupted smack in the middle of my forehead.Oh, how he dances.That’s a really long and silly way of describing how psyched I am for this game — which is to say, y’know, quite a bit. It’s visually breathtaking, and there’s so muchcraphappening on screen, not so muchtothe player asaroundhim — really awesome stuff.  Who knows, I might hang up my mouse and keyboard yet.[Thanks toRobert at Infinity Ward!]

If you know your Linde, you know that I’m biologically inclined to shun console first-person shooters; s’just my nature, baby. A fair portion of this aversion can be chalked up to the glut of WWII games that have plagued the industry sinceMedal of Honorhit it big years back — sure, one can never slaughter too many Nazis, but there comes a point where gettin’ it done behind the eyes of Brave and Highly Decorated Soldier #81 doesn’t raise my flag at Iwo Jima, if you get my drift. Jesus, that was horrible.

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

Anyhow, whatdoesinterest me is the recent resurgence of futuristic warfare, the sort with all kinds of bells, whistles, andportable nuclear armament. When news dropped thatCall of Duty 4was going to be all about the future-warrin’, a deep, resonant glee awoke within me. After an eyeful of the above video, that glee has manifested as a stereoscopic Richard Simmons projected from a hole that has erupted smack in the middle of my forehead.Oh, how he dances.

That’s a really long and silly way of describing how psyched I am for this game — which is to say, y’know, quite a bit. It’s visually breathtaking, and there’s so muchcraphappening on screen, not so muchtothe player asaroundhim — really awesome stuff.  Who knows, I might hang up my mouse and keyboard yet.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

[Thanks toRobert at Infinity Ward!]

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.

Festival Flight, a water gun-shaped grenade launcher for Solstice in Destiny 2.