It’s fuh-fuh-Friiiiday, and that means I don’t have to write another one of these stupid show posts until muh-muh-Monday.
Ass Creed News:Assassin’s Creed Revelationsis a new game about Italian ninjas.Boobies News:As long asThe Witcher II: Assassins of Kingskeeps involving nudity, I’ll keep talking about it.Dusty News:From Dustis a game about how Tara can’t pronounce “archipelago,” and dust, probably.Intense Emotional News:I shout aboutGears of War 3while Cliffy’s Lancer gently weeps.Homemade Gun News:LA Noireinvolvescrime,jazz, anddiscs. Lots of discs.
Also, people named Max and talking animals sent us video reviews ofJohn Carpenter’s The Thingfor our Destructoid movie club. AllNetflix-pluggingaside, that’s a really kickass movie and you should watch it.
Spoiler Alert:Tara does that thing again. You know, the thing with the… Y’know.
