One of these days, I’ll let Tara write the show post. But not tonight. And now — all the news that’s fit to make immature jokes about via internet video:
Premature News:Battlefield 3comes out in November, but Tara’s got the scoop on its first expansion pack.Soul News:Soulcalibur 5is flat as a board, andDark Soulsis hard as a rock. Er. One has no boobs, the other is difficult.Too-many-variables News:Valve released aPortal 2level editor, because apparently playing co-op wasn’t enough of a headache.Bald News:Agent 47 is back forHitman Absolutionand he brought… A rattlesnake with a gun?Squishy News:Tara does a Show-And-Tell forGoGoGummo, which is a game where you play as a piece of chewed gum wearing little red shorts. Go play it fo’ free on the internet righthere.
Spoiler alert:Everyone’s always askingwhat’s in my cup. Usually it’s just water, but today it was Rockstar mixed with 7-Up, which is basically homemade Mountain Dew.
