Hey guys, we’re back with another embarrassing attempt at journalistic integrity with a very special Earth Day episode ofThe Destructoid Show. Where we uh… Save the whales or something.

We discuss the week’s two big releases,Portal 2andMortal Kombat, both of which are radical. Then there’sNBA Jamfor the iPad, which I talked about because it was an excuse to shout stupidNBA Jamcatchphrases.The Nintendo DS Lite got DS-continued, and I’m very proud of that wordplay I just did right there. Crytek is opening upCrysis 2to modders with an editor, and opening up thewhole dang CryENGINEwith a new SDK. Finally some rumor-mongering aboutNintendo’s new Project Cafesystem. Gonna put this out there: “Project Cafe” is the dumbest name foranything,let alone a console, since “Wii.” They obviously need to fire someone.

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Also — If you’re in the San Francisco Bay Area, let’s hang out. We’ll be at Dolores Park from 1:00 to 2:30. Capcom’s gonna be there, and we’re gonna have aStreet Fighter IV 3Dtournament. There might be prizes or snacks or something. You don’t even need a 3DS, just come hang out and make lewd comments about Tara’s boobs in person.Full details here.

Spoiler Alert:inb4 someone calls us hipsters for having a meet-up at Dolores Park. We are raging stereotypes.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art