Settle down, children. Time for the news. The serious, hard-hitting, boring grown-up news ofThe Destructoid Show. Sadly, no cosplay or erotic fanfiction this episode. Although I did get a new shirt.

Today, we wishThe Legend of Zeldaa happy 25th birthday, make surprised and excited faces aboutiPad 2news, and then I zone out while Tara startstalkingaboutMinecraft. Then: Exciting news aboutBulletstormDLC and theGears of War 3beta, an official list ofNintendo 3DS launch titles, and theVietnamese governmenttells its gaming community to go to bed. And then — Whoa! BreakingElder Scrollsnews!

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Spoiler Alert:Tara went to Vegas last weekend. She has no interesting hooker/firearm-related stories from her trip.

3DS games for sale

3DS and Wii U credit

Nintendo Switch StreetPass

StreetPass

3DS and Wii U

The Netflix Wii U app

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Pokémon Bank, Transporter and Home logos