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Since today is the 473rd anniversary of George Washington and Abe Lincoln’s epic battle to the death, the Revision3 studio is closed. Because of this, had to shoot today’s episode last Friday, and since three-day-old news is boring, we made this an episode entirely aboutPokemon. BecausePokemonisNEVERboring.

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This episode features input by a handful of Dtoid editors, and some downright adorable Jonathan Holmes webcam footage. Also, Jim Sterling’sdelightful ode to Ekansis part of the episode. For the record, this is not thefirst timehe’swritten thingsaboutEkans.

Unfortunately, our producer was hesitant to let me read an entire erotic Pokemon fanfic on the show, so I recorded it on my own time. Partsoneandtwo.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Spoiler Alert:Tara is dressed up as Misty. There’s also an appearance by my girlfriend dressed up as slutty Pikachu.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art