I will try my best not to make any obvious Uwe Boll jokes, but I can’t promise anything.
Varietyhas just reported that the studio that brought us theLord of the Ringstrilogy is set to bring Marcus Fenix’s tale to the silver screen.
With the recent announcement of aGod of Warscript being complete, apparently movies based on blockbuster video games are the hot new thing inHollywoodthese days. But the question is, have theseL.A.studios even seen most of these video game movies? They aren’t exactlymasterpieces.
Whether thisGears of Warproject will even come out is also a question. Heck, even the greatly anticipatedHalomovie mysteriously disappeared (supposedly due to budget issues). If uber popularHalocan’t make the rocky transition from console to multiplex, I don’t know what can.
Regardless of the turnout, somewhere inCaliforniaUwe Boll just got tight in the pants. If I listen hard enough, I think I can hear him banging on New Line’s door right now.
