In honor of the upcomingRally to Restore Sanity/March to Keep Fear AliveI shall deliver all the news this weekend twice: First the sane way, and then the fear way. It’s the weekend, I get to do stuff like this (I hope… please don’t fire me).
Sane:Square Enix has launcheda Japanese sitefor the next game in theParasite Eveseries,The 3rd Birthday. If you’ve seenour hands-onwith the PSP game you know that it isn’t quite a true sequel to theParasite Evegames, and takes the franchise in a pretty different direction gameplay wise. The site has a new trailer on it to check out that actually looks very promising overall. Everything is in Japanese so I can’t understand a word of it, but I’m excited to see how this one is going to turn out.
Fear:They’re ruining the franchise by changing it like this, you know. It’s all down hill from here. Soon all we’ll be getting out of Japanese developers are sad knock-offs of Western third-person shooters. Change is bad and it will destroy everything. No wonder the PSP is the worst thing to ever happen to gaming ever and also the stupidest handheld ever made.
Also, it’s a Japanese game. They’re foreign and can’t be trusted.
