As the United Kingdom becomes more of a cesspool, Oasis’ Noel Gallagher has rolled up his sleeves anddone his bit to help, by blaming violent videogames. His comments come after lamenting that “scumbags are taking over our streets.”

“People say it’s through violent video games and I guess that’s got something to do with it.

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If kids are sitting up all night smoking super skunk [cannabis] and they come so desensitised to crime because they’re playing these video games, it’s really, really scary.”

A creator of good music Noel might be, but a social commentator he is not. As usual, for all this talk of videogames and thatoh-so useful buzz term “desensitize,” not once does someone talk about the parents. Nobody everdarestalk about the precious, untouchable parents. In Britain, the parents of a group of boys who attacked a goth couple by stamping on their heads allegedlysmirkedin the dock, finding it amusing as their own children were found guilty of murder. Parents refuse to accept responsibility for unruly kids, and nobody seems to dare hold them accountable for the actions of their loathsome spawn.

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As an even better musician, Jarvis Cocker, once sung; “the parents are the problem, giving birth to maggots without the sense to become flies.” The problem that we now face in the UK is a mass of uneducated scum opening their legs and squirting out more uneducated scum. As chavs and pikies get old enough to grow their own disgusting miniature versions of themselves, they spread like a disease. The new parents of this country are retarded, worthless, thoroughly unaccountable sacks of sh*t wrapped in human skin who should be sterilized.That’sthe problem. Not videogames.

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